In Douglas Adams’ book “Salmon of Doubt” he wrote something like, “WWW is the only acronym that takes longer to say than the thing its supposed to be short for.”

Their words were semi-coherent, so they couldn’t have been Newfies.

This comment works no matter if you were being serious or sarcastic.

I think you’ve about got the whole thing summarized quite nicely.

This is only one of a number of reasons the A’s are superior. Unfortunately, recent post-season success is not among those.

*DOOT* “Say man, someone just stole your battery. I say we go get the motherfucker.”

You should try it with tequila and a slice of lime.

I came here looking for Dutch Crunch bread. Is that shit still around?

This is wrong. Yoga pants are for everywhere.

Sendak kinda creeps me TF out. We have In the Night Kitchen and the shit is just weird, man.

I want that shirt with the stars.

and hitting pretty well.

Saxophone.

Yeah I wanted to say my 2003 TDi Jetta, but the same year Golf would be sweet too. They go forever.

The captain on the left looks sweet but when you watch on tv you’ll be scared.

Canadian Women’s Curling Team FTW

This has a kind of a Ill Palio vibe. They need a more iconic turn though.

Nadine!

As an FYI, rowing is done with oars, which attach to the boat in some way to create a fulcrum and lever.

Two of my favorites have been from breweries I otherwise generally go out of my way for. But these are both great: