“Bat flip of the year???”

He’s throwing 96 with the crow hop... It’s a nice story and all, but there’s probably a reason he wasn’t drafted before.  Maybe he’s still addicted to getting hit by cars.  Whatever happens, he still has the best arm of any Nathan in Oakland

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret

So this actually happened to me once! See, when you’ve got the lights in your eyes, and you’re not sure if you’re gonna be able to get to it in time, you get a bit rushed and scrape your hand on your zipper.

Sad story in light of plenty of pieces in recent years (here, here, and here) about the financial pitfalls athletes face.

AP needs a good financial advisor to bring discipline to his finances and whip it into shape.

I hope he beats this 

That is pretty much the shitty move aspect, but it’s shittier than you’re giving it credit for.

I bet Magic tells the same three jokes over and over again to people but he does it with the same childlike passion and excitement each time that you never say anything about it and laugh like you’re just hearing it for the first time

Man, I can totally relate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve screwed something up for somebody because I can’t keep a secret. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.

My wife hits a three every time we get intimate.

Tomorrow espn will feature video of Markelle Fultz lifting his right arm high enough to comb his hair.

Man, CGI gets more lifelike every year

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

My guess is that his place doesn’t have AC but jail provides it for free, so he might as well stroll on out and get a free ride to some air conditioning. 

Early ones had the 5.4L v8, which might be a relative value as most people will try to get the 6.2 with the HID headlamps

She was going to sign with Deadspin but then heard about previous celebrity endorsements:

The idea that Goodell is closely aligned with the owners is nonsense. I am a Packers owner and I have never heard from Goodell.

That seems like an enormous amount of information to render on a moving object in real time with ZERO lag, which is the standard you would need when you’re talking about augmenting the field of vision of someone judging something moving 90mph down to a fraction of an inch.

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.

Not just women, but lesbian women, particularly Rapinoe who is outspoken about equal rights.