What a coincidence! Her new name is Rivers-Curry, and that is also the name I gave my diarrhea last night.

These Players are On Their Butt

“Did the earth move for you guys, too?”
-Kevin Knox

The tweet says the suspension is unpaid.  I think paid suspensions are only for cops who shake down or shoot innocent people

Probably for over or under throwing the cut off man? Weirdly this is something that, if the roles had be reversed and Puig forced the error, is all we would be talking about —but since Yelich plays the “right white way” its already forgiven.

100 bucks says Kawhi has Drake saved in his phone as Aubrey Graham

And to think we only had to wait about 10 minutes for a terrible VAR call after that!

The Celtics are kind of insane with their retired numbers, but I think this might be even more baffling than any of theirs.

He’s with the Angels, now still.

It’s a hell of a lot better than living in Arlington. 

He was 27. Just like Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Shannon Hoon, Kurt Cobain, etc.

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

The corner 3 makes watching the NBA better, because the threat of it pulls defenders out of the lane. The most un-watchable NBA basketball ever was back when every offense just threw the ball into the post and every defense clogged the lane so badly that guards could rarely drive into the lane.

Pretending that he’s just doing what other guys did is disingenuous. Reggie averaged about 5 FTs a game for his career. MJ averaged double digit attempts in just one season. Harden’s shot 10+ for five straight years. It’s a central part of who he is and how he plays. And it sucks ass.

Wrong. His other 60+ point game was in a game where he actually scored 60+ points. Maybe you swapped it out with another game when he scored a shitload of points because the real other 60-point game didn’t support your claim.

Durant—who’ll likely miss all of next season recovering from a ruptured Achilles suffered in the Finals, but who seems a fairly safe bet to return to some form of excellence afterward

Man, I miss the Chris Webber Kings years. Those battles with the Lakers solidified both my love for the game, and my hatred for Kobe. (I later came around and realized that Kobe was one of the best ever, something I could more easily admit when he and Shaq weren’t mashing my team into the dirt.)

My problem with analytics isn’t that they are used to play the game smarter, which they do. It’s that they refuse to recognize that smarter doesn’t equal better. Any advocate of analytics should be in the forefront of rule changes that counteract the very efficiencies they’ve discovered, if those very efficiencies are…

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"