Why are they all so proud to be so dumb?

Stuck on stupid:

I know that folks will say that Trump has the “finest breast milks” of medical care but Unca Herman Cain had long money and could afford the finest health care, too and look how that worked out for him and he stayed in the hospital the entire time and wasn’t running around DC filming promos for the last season of The…

I had to scroll back up after reading this, thinking I was on The Onion by mistake.

For his next act he’s going to test the new ‘superduper’ missile Slim Pickens style:

Just when I think his idiocy can not go any higher...

As Tim O’Brien tweeted:

We are living in the WalMart of countries.

Hermain Cain had “defeated” COVID at this stage, too.

I just want to sit down and cry. We’re doing our best over here to get people tested and take care of them, and I am constantly disappointed to find out I live in a state full of idiots, and the number of people who decided to get tested because this daughterfucker came down with the covid, it’s all very…

I’m from Singapore, and ACCURATE.

Mission Accomplished was a bad stunt, but he was literally re-elected the following year. No, his very worst moment when the public finally gave up on him was after Katrina and him flying over a flooded Gulf Coast looking as removed and impotent as can be. It was only after that misplaced stunt that his approvals…

Yeah, that’s the weird thing. This was universally panned by anyone with a serious voice in America. Like, just a naked photo-op. It’d be hilarious were it no so pitiful. Every COVID survivor I’ve heard from was utterly offended by this stunt.

Injuring yourself and putting your life in danger to own the libz!

I was watching this on TV, and even the reporters were like “looks like he’s filming a video....going in and out to get several takes.”

This is pretty up high on the loonometer:

This guy knows what’s up

If he wasn’t in a position of such power, I’d almost be impressed at the sheer effort and imagination he puts into his craft: being the biggest jackhole the world has ever known.

One time at the zoo I saw one giraffe drink another giraffe’s pee mid stream and then squirt it back out between its teeth like a cheeky statue. That was pretty wild. 

It makes perfect sense that obstinate bravado would be the death of Donald Trump. He is playing chicken with the grim reaper.