I AM PRINCESS VAJAZZARAL FROM PLANET MUFFZOR. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR YOU SHALL KNOW THE FIERY WRATH OF MY PIERCINGS AND RHINESTONE BIKINI AREA APPLIQUES.

Yeah, sure, "random".

Now, is there a certain diet that would make them produce recreational drugs? Because that would really get the party started.

Vaginas: is there anything they can't do?

Dead mouse, I know nothing of your music but you get mega Jalop points for using your personal McLaren as a taxi.

This. I'm not particularly fond of his music (nor most of the "mainstream" EDM for that matter) but seeing this kind of stuff puts a damn smile on my face. I can respect someone who's having fun and not being a prick because of his status. :)

If this were any more Canadian, he'd be riding a fucking moose.

I know, since when do children have to pay a fine for breaking school rules. That is completely ridiculous.

This is the authoritarian mindset on display. Do what you're told regardless of reason or circumstances or you will pay the price (i.e., we will do whatever we want to you, up to and including shooting you dead).

Two kinds of people are willing to be cops: People who genuinely want to protect and serve, and people who want to play with guns and bully other people because of huge personal inadequacies.

According to the school's policy, if students are caught using their phone on school time, they must relinquish them to administrators and pay a fine.

Of course this happened to a brown girl — but there's no racism in America anymore.

COPS

This. She doesn't want to follow the phone rules (however stupid they may be)? Kick her out. This was completely unwarranted.

Well I for one am so glad that that 15 year old, cell phone wielding teenage terrorist was tackled and handcuffed and manhandled and detained. Once they refuse detention there's no telling what can happen to society from there.

Now we can all go to sleep easier in our beds tonight. /

UGHHHHH! I hate stories like this. This is not how you deal with children. And rules in school, especially ones like cell phone use, are not meant to be so iron-clad and hard and fast. Take the time to listen to what the child has to say, to figure out if there is more going on. Their ability to get an education and…

Apparently, everything is a crime worthy of bodily injury or death these days. Jesus.

Okay, because I know someone is gonna say, Well maybe she was being aggressive with the assistant principal, maybe she was running from the cops, etc, etc, etc. So let's just head that off at the pass and say unless she was holding a gun to their freaking heads there is NO REASON for three (or two or even one) grown…

"She asked me for the phone and I didn't want to give it to her, because I was scared. I ended up walking down the stairs trying to get away from the AP (assistant principal) and then she had already called the cops."

Say what you want, Ferrari will never be this cool again.