"...why I grieve, but why I don't despair..."

Sir, I think you need to prepare yourself for *all* the dates, because it seems like the Jezzies are super into your tropical fish, your cute dog, and your witty cool-guy self.

Hahaha! I sent him a link to buy nude pantyhose on Amazon.

Personal favorite so far:

It's okay, I'd brag too! ;)

Pro...?

You shoulda sent him pictures of fish dressed in tiny outfits.

What a mensch. Just makes me love him more.

yes! hearts for eyes emoji rn. he drove up from austin to visit me yesterday and i kind of just want to not let him leave? ever??? saturday night we are going to a midnight screening of the breakfast club!!!!

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

last night when we got back from the bar he made me pasta and then we fell asleep on the couch watching scooby doo. a match made in heaven!!

the dirty filmmaker (for those of you following along with this saga) and i met on tinder (my first actual tinder date ever!!!) and i knew i wanted to see him bc he asked what i was doing, i told him i was at the one direction concert, and he messaged me back 10 minutes later saying "i took a quiz to see which one i…

He rents an old bond villan volcano fortress in the pacific until his moon base of solitude is completed. Saddle construction has slowed after he had to bribe a court to look the other way on his bribery case. It's hard out there for a pimp.

Kimi's put crew is trying to tell him how to drive. Kimi's response:

they'll find a way around it

So are they going to switch to twitter instead?

So drivers that are more technically minded are now given an advantage, while those with raw skill who just get in the car and drive and aren't technical are at a disadvantage?

As long as your resume has a portrait of Ben Franklin on it and comes with something like a million copies please send it to B Ecclestone esq. wherever he happens to live.

I actually kind of like the rule, I mean, it´s an integral part of racing learning how to make your drive endure the race...

So much for cool Kimi dialogue.