IT WAS A CORKED BAT DUMB FAHK.

FAhk you dumbass bitch! Yankee bitch!

Sorry, I’m a millenial- who’s Billy Nays?

Stick to poop articles Drew. Anything else and you are completely out of your depth.

Momma there goes that man!

Now that’s what I call a slam dunk!

I have this crazy ability to type words instead of searching for a looped video from a shitty tv show or a superhero movie. Hire me!

Looks like Billy Donovan’s PED cocktails are kicking in at just the right time.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!

Neat. Yay American “culture.”

Drew, time for a new trick. C’mon buddy, you just keep doing this same unfunny thing over and over and over...

The Rangers announcers are a fucking embarrassment. Laughing about it and then saying “that was an illegal slide!”

“The Soviet Ticket?” Curt Schilling is really, really, really dumb.

This is Gawker. They don’t let facts get in the way of their “journalism.” Page hits are the only things that matter.

Just like your momma.

LOL. Taking advantage of stupid people with all kinds of desires they need fulfilled because they are completely empty inside. That’s easy work.

Stopped after the intro paragraph. Oof. That’s some bad writing.

Whatever, that was a disgusting act!!

Fuck you Wade, Canada HATES YOU!

Why spend all this time on a talentless rich hack instead of covering a band that could use the exposure?