At the Copa...Copacabana.

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

This is fantastic news.

Any Jezebel longform

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

Oh no not the businesses!

RedRim

Meanwhile, iTunes is still shit.

this says it all

I just don’t have any more words about the level of sadness, but mostly anger, this whole story makes me feel.

Drunky McCellBitch

As fun as it is to shit on Johnny Football, Mr. Burge makes it sound like he is enjoying the same lows with none of Mr. Manziel’s highs.

The more I think about it, the more this strikes me simply as sad.

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

James Harden has to be a little embarrassed at the way he plays, right? Especially with Steph Curry watching, how good can Harden feel about desperately flailing for contact five feet behind the three point line?

Man takes action to directly draw attention to himself.
Man complains about all the attention he’s getting.
Man is insufferable.

YES, they are all the same, because I am too old to enjoy any of them.

Wasn't specifically at the game, and the rich bumpkins who paid $2,500 for lower bowl seats sort of ruined things by doing the freaking WAVE in the 4th quarter, but you could feel the electricity in Oakland tonight. The whole town just had a buzz about it. Loved every second of it.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.