At the Copa...Copacabana.

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

“The things I want to buy are not on sale” != “Everything sucks”

+1. I’ve gradually curtailed my usage of social networks. LinkedIn has gotten awful, Facebook is a stream of food prep and pet videos with a side of completely stupid political BS, I never used Twitter (I’ll check some athlete/celeb pages once in a while), nor SnapChat and whatever else ones. I don’t need every aspect…

I’ve never really been a fan of Snapchat since day 1. Maybe I’m too old or too boring, but the appeal of it has never been there for me.

This is fantastic news.

Any Jezebel longform

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

Oh no not the businesses!

RedRim

Meanwhile, iTunes is still shit.

this says it all

I just don’t have any more words about the level of sadness, but mostly anger, this whole story makes me feel.

Drunky McCellBitch

As fun as it is to shit on Johnny Football, Mr. Burge makes it sound like he is enjoying the same lows with none of Mr. Manziel’s highs.

The more I think about it, the more this strikes me simply as sad.

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

James Harden has to be a little embarrassed at the way he plays, right? Especially with Steph Curry watching, how good can Harden feel about desperately flailing for contact five feet behind the three point line?

Man takes action to directly draw attention to himself.
Man complains about all the attention he’s getting.
Man is insufferable.

YES, they are all the same, because I am too old to enjoy any of them.