You know a sophisticated music listener is writing when he refers to anything other than straight up bland rock as “bloops and gurgles.” Multiple times.

Love Sam’s writing too. Too bad Ben Lindbergh is excruciatingly annoying.

Is it a requirement that every Deadspin article use the word “trash” at least once? You guys should get a thesaurus. This site is slowly entering Bleacher Report levels.

Hard to believe, as Nick Young usually comes off as very intelligent.

This is similar to losing Kendrick Perkins for that one game, right Doc?

He mad.

Oh my gosh! You’re soooo healthy! That’s rad, good job!

OMG this is like so amazing! Deep, meaningful poetic lyrics!

That’s some Bo Jackson-type stuff.

I call bullshit.

Someone should try this after a base hit in baseball and see how it goes over.

“A lot of the football players were awful students.”

Hey DeAndre- you suck!

Wait- he’s a junky? Crazy he can still play that well. Hope his family gets him some help.

I’d put him seventh, behind those listed in the article, then Elden Campbell, Smush Parker, then Kobe.

Steve Nash.

With his cock.

Rad dinger.

Sick dunks are dope!!!

Salt and urine is pretty decent.