Momma there goes that man!

Now that’s what I call a slam dunk!

Looks like Billy Donovan’s PED cocktails are kicking in at just the right time.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!

Neat. Yay American “culture.”

Drew, time for a new trick. C’mon buddy, you just keep doing this same unfunny thing over and over and over...

The Rangers announcers are a fucking embarrassment. Laughing about it and then saying “that was an illegal slide!”

“The Soviet Ticket?” Curt Schilling is really, really, really dumb.

This is Gawker. They don’t let facts get in the way of their “journalism.” Page hits are the only things that matter.

Just like your momma.

LOL. Taking advantage of stupid people with all kinds of desires they need fulfilled because they are completely empty inside. That’s easy work.

Stopped after the intro paragraph. Oof. That’s some bad writing.

Whatever, that was a disgusting act!!

Fuck you Wade, Canada HATES YOU!

Why spend all this time on a talentless rich hack instead of covering a band that could use the exposure?

You know a sophisticated music listener is writing when he refers to anything other than straight up bland rock as “bloops and gurgles.” Multiple times.

Love Sam’s writing too. Too bad Ben Lindbergh is excruciatingly annoying.

Is it a requirement that every Deadspin article use the word “trash” at least once? You guys should get a thesaurus. This site is slowly entering Bleacher Report levels.

Hard to believe, as Nick Young usually comes off as very intelligent.

This is similar to losing Kendrick Perkins for that one game, right Doc?