He mad.

Oh my gosh! You’re soooo healthy! That’s rad, good job!

OMG this is like so amazing! Deep, meaningful poetic lyrics!

That’s some Bo Jackson-type stuff.

I call bullshit.

Someone should try this after a base hit in baseball and see how it goes over.

“A lot of the football players were awful students.”

Hey DeAndre- you suck!

Wait- he’s a junky? Crazy he can still play that well. Hope his family gets him some help.

I’d put him seventh, behind those listed in the article, then Elden Campbell, Smush Parker, then Kobe.

Steve Nash.

With his cock.

Rad dinger.

Sick dunks are dope!!!

Salt and urine is pretty decent.