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Soon.

It should be fine, I mean Philip Rivers’ kids’ alone fill up half the stadium.

I thought the post-retirement Kobe statue was still playing about 20 minutes a game.

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

That was just payback for the many years thar the Steelers have hurt other teams. The only difference is that when the Steelers do it the media calls it a “hard” hit.

After “As a Browns fan” your opinion ceased to matter—go sit down and color.

Excited for when Hue is run out of Cleveland for not being able to win with a terrible roster.

I’m interested to see what the Browns have in store for us next. Is some guy going to show up drunk to training camp and plow through a huddle?

I guess the factory of sadness makes jelly too.

As a fellow Browns’ fan, I couldn’t be happier with what went down in that Cinci game. The Bengals destroyed their own chances, the Steelers chances in the following game, and their own reputation for years to come.

Hey! Hey you guys! I found an exclusive new picture of Wolverine’s new costume:

Chip Kelly’s system is a natural fit for them. The 49ers offense is already one of the quickest in the league at getting on and off the field.

That ginger bastard got what was comin’ to him.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

White(s only) Christmas.

Be fair, I’m pretty sure those are aftermarket?

This is hucksterism at its most irrelevant and, yet, most spineless. Carly Fiorina may, somehow, be the saddest clown in this whole show.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

The moment this character was revealed to be Jar Jar Binks, I didn’t walk. I ran out.