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Back when it was just ol’ fashioned FOOTBAWW!

Hey now, that won't happen for a good year and a half to two years from now.

Well, Steve Sarkisian IS looking for an NFL job...

As I learned from the Simpsons, Browns fans are NOT jealous, as jealousy is when you think someone will take what’s yours, we are envious.

The only thing that could have made that game better would be if a giant sinkhole opened up and swallowed both teams, Dark Knight Rises style.

It’s amazing the damage Vontaze Burfict did to the Steelers, being involved (in one way or another) with the injuries to their key pieces.

Ok, then how did Hakeem shoot over 73% for his career? Yao shot 82%. If you go with “big arms and shoulders”, Kevin Willis, Charles Oakley, and Karl Malone also shot in the mid 70% from the line.

I’m reminded of when Steve Nash (one of the best shooters to ever play) tried to give Dwight Howard free throw advice and Dwight was a total douchebag about it.

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I remember hearing from locals in Indianapolis that the city still owed over 50 million on the RCA Dome when it was demolished.

The Bears OC position is basically the the football equivalent of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor spot at Hogwarts.

Number 1 draft pick

“That Time Ronald Reagan Secretly Sold Weapons To The Romulans So They Could Use Them Against Klingons”