There should be a statute of limitations for spoilers. Rosebud is his sled, and I don’t care who knows I said it.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

Not allowing taunts in online play is probably the dumbest thing Nintendo has ever done. It’s just such a Nintendo thing to do.

Is teabagging not a thing in Japan? How did they not see this coming?

This is absolutely stomach-turning. Any time someone tells me “rape culture” doesn’t exist (and yes, I know, “well, actually” brigade, she wasn’t raped in this instance), I point to shit like this; a woman can be assaulted—in the US, Japan, or anywhere else—and the onus inevitably comes back to her, even if her…

“When there’s trouble you call DW”

Did the person who gifted him the Mochi happen to look like this?

Exactly. If he follows through on that advice, he abruptly ends a marriage that, to her, doesn’t have an issue. This is massively hurtful and leaves her in a “what did I do wrong?” sort of limbo for the next several years, possibly preventing her from finding meaningful relationships elsewhere due to self doubt and…

Pictured: every Centrist when it comes to actually doing the work

And lying during the divorce process only benefits the cheater, as he doesn’t surrender leverage by confessing his motivation for leaving is an ongoing affair.

My struggle with House Hunters is with the budgets. “Well, I’m a teacher and a single mother of five, so my budget is only $875,000.”

that mac & cheese is literally separate but equal

Every time I think about the Toys R Us jingle I... (sobs uncontrollably)

Oh man I love those Bandai kits. I’m having a blast building, painting and (especially) photographing them. They got me bsck into building Gundam too

Yeah, I mean: Gita isn’t wrong.

I swear there was some kind of rubberbanding AI at play, because I would slaughter a challenger at low percentages and then the computer would turn on god mode and just dodge/block everything. I ended up just playing K. Rool and using his down throw + forward smash once they hit 50% or so.

Daisy, Ice Climbers, King DeDeDe, Falco, Roy, they all destroyed me. Oh and Luigi. Let’s not talk about Luigi. 

I’ve built a dedicated and attractive shelf above the tv that holds all of our systems for this very reason.

Inkling has become my new favorite character to play.