I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

That second girl... the conservative Christian. There’s not a hot enough woman on the planet to put up with that shit. She’ll find herself a nice mama’s boy bootlicker to spend her days with but ugh... maybe try a sexually unhinged athiest for your next go around dude. A higher class of drama.  

“Kawaii desaaaaaaaah...”

I, for one, welcome our new anime overlords.

So exactly like Ex Machina.

This is how the machine revolution will take over - an army of Waifus, destroying all in their path.

Well it does lower the chances to get Skynet... 

Saiki himself is very deadpan. The closest thing I can compare it to is Daria, really. Except Saiki isn’t an outcast (though I’m sure he wishes he was!)

I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time.... to play anything else

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

The episodes that really hooked me are the ones with bittersweet failure instead of comedic failure - the one on Venus with the toxic plant, the one where Jet has to grapple with his ex moving on, the ones on Callisto with Gren - those are the ones that drew me in. But I like to cry.

Oh man, that makes me remember people throwing a riot when protagonists started dying in Game of Thrones.

Damnit. I was about to make some snarky remark here about how I was going to get the service, but between all of this crap and the new NES controllers being so limited, there was no way Nintendo was getting my subscription money.

Police are an unimpeachable group in Spider-Man. They show no real flaws and make no mistakes.

Needs more Yakety Sax

You’re not a child anymore. The world is no longer wide open to you.

I want the Arms joycons! I have 2 blue ones (that I swapped shells on) and the Splatoon ones, but I might just have to swap the pink and one blue to the Arms yellow ones.

Man, if this isn't a metaphor for these types of games in general...

Well shit, God spoke and told me to get Spiderman. I can't argue with that