It's definitely one of the best choices you can make with Doom.

The only reasonable choice.

Doom is just better at everything.

Latveria has good health care, I believe.

My problem is secretly I'm always at least half rooting for Doom.

Ah, maybe I'm just not knowledgeable enough about the workings of the MPAA.

"A doll in the doll-makers house
Looks at the cradle and balls:
That is an insult to us.
But the oldest of all the dolls
Who had seen, being kept for show,
Generations of his sort,
Out-screams the whole shelf: Although
There's not a man can report
Evil of this place,
The man and the woman bring
Hither to our disgrace,
A…

It doesn't even need to be "juvenile," there's a lot you can do without being explicit enough to earn a R.

I don't know, I don't see any way Robert Wise's The Haunting would be over PG-13. I also don't see how anyone could say that's not a masterpiece.

"Not since Bratz has this writer seen a screenplay so carelessly written"

I was an Austere Academy kid. It felt like it opened up the world and heightened the stakes (while remaining totally ridiculous).

"Is your favorite artist really Jay-Z"

And accepted both in person!

Does anyone else remember the Boondocks comics McGruder did with Jar-Jar?

Oh yeah, there's definitely a lot of that.

If you want to see a true exercise in dumb optimism, work at a bookstore and look at the sheer amount of backstock for these books.

Not if you know who's doing good work.

I suddenly remembered that Gus's Western gunsliner-inspired dodgeball playing persona in Recess was "El Diablo."

"framed by a cinematographer who shot John Carpenter and Robert Zemeckis’ best work, but is now doing this"

I'm just so happy that you used Breach as an example. I'm forever championing that movie.