Wait, people thought it was real?

Wait, people thought it was real?

I was expecting this response to the first post. Glad someone finally got it done.

I know someone who orders the chicken sandwich with no bread, condiments or anything, instead of chicken strips or whatever. It is hilarious to watch.

Your giving them too much credit. I was picturing the type that will stop short of the sensor on the left turn lane and just sets there wondering why the light doesn’t change. 

Does it cover the proper way to get smashed and throw up on your co-workers? That seems to come up more than you would think. 

If the choices are: A) go to Cabo with Jessica Simpson and have people talk about it or B) not go to Cabo with Jessica Simpson, I am not sure he chose wrong. 

I had a similar sound in a Merc. The dealer service department said it was the ‘high pressure fuel system.’ So I assume they were talking about DI. It does not sound consistent when listening from outside of the car.

Speed is relative. A fast moving parade isn’t that much different than a slow moving one. 

After thousands of simulated races, the computer predicted the track that allows for optimal passing:

They’ll probably forgive the ticket, but she’ll still be on the hook for the tow. 

Pay attention to where the money goes. In MA they used the money from gas tax and tolls to fund the subway, because it would be unfair to raise the subway price. 

Do you not know how filibusters work?

This is what I was thinking. Along a similar note, it seems easier to steal the trucks carrying the fuel now than tap into a pipeline.

They might actually believe it. I know a car dealer that did this in his personal life and told his children to do the same thing. He would say that it helps your credit score if you owe them some money for a while.

There is no such thing as bad press, or so they say. This seems to prove that (along with our current president, but I digress). Getting millions of people talking about him, good or bad, meant he got free press and people either remembered a song of his they liked or wanted to listen for the first time. That drove…

Bad press. What if the headline read ‘ Burger King gives registered offender food for life’?

Apparently!

It is both. The scratched paint make the dent look worse. 

Or get a car cover. I mean if they want the cars to look pristine, they shouldn’t mind him putting a cover over it.