It’s possinle that Trump no longer acknowledges that Billy Bush exists.

oh bloobloobloo what about the poor men?

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Also there’s a good chance your sweet oblivious son is jerking off to bukake porn right now so stop worshipping him, mom.

Then teach your son, first, not to rape, second, no means no, third, do not pester for sex and fourth watch this video with him.

I am still waiting for someone to prove Trump “thinks.”

I think we can all get behind the idea of melting Brian Kilmeade into a truly shitty quesadilla

I always make false rape allegations because it makes my life better and easier.

Jesus Christ I want to punch them so bad. It’s a satisfaction that would nourish me through prison.

Always and forever the champ:

You guys ever see that X-files where the dude can speak to someone and essentially narrate to them whatever they want to happen, like, “your arteries are clogging and getting tighter, your breathing is becoming restricted, you’re having a heart attack” and then he does?

It’s also gaslighting extraordinaire- regardless of the cause, we all heard and saw him sniffling.

It definitely does not. ETA: But you can make what appears in the picture if you use a broken glowstick.

Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

I stand by that shit like a night watchman.

Everything he said was on point. SJ came correct.

That quote has me all...

Yvonne singing Le Marseillais in Casablanca, singing her regretful, prideful little heart out. I sob.

Fry’s dog in Futurama, Donna losing her memories in Doctor Who, and despite how manipulative it was I cryed like a baby during Dancer in the Dark.

Is it just me or is Hannity rapidly morphing into Morty Seinfeld?