elrondhubbard
ElrondHubbard
elrondhubbard

How I feel on Jezebel when a Trump supporter gets upset enough to call someone “cuntface”:

Speaking of shit by the spoonful, one question mark will work, you batshit fucking troll.

That was different. They had penises.

The only reason i need. That when I attend a rally, I am not being called a nigger by 98% of the attendants. Reason enough for you, or do you need more examples?

“You didn’t let her cough and now she has pneumonia!” Perfection. Thank you for that hearty chuckle.

A few things, because I enjoy talking to you:

Forecasts and actual temperatures are different things.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the

This was a southern California community college football game, not a Stanford swim meet.

The ref is lucky he wasn’t raped while unconscous.

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up

I don’t even need to watch the video to know, with certitude, that this is all due to Colin Kaepernick.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

Until this woman gives it a clean bill of health, I’ll avoid it:

It’s not the Fitzgeralds, but try Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries? 1920's Melbourne that, admittedly, is about crime, but very few (if any?) gangster plotlines.