So you’re saying you started smoking in like 2010? Super fucking cool.

two decades and you’re still pissy about smokes? Jesus.

Hey, what’s 100% safer?

Hey, maybe they both suck ass, how about that?

Explain what the moral part of vaping related illness is, please.

I mean, kids can’t get frappuccinos in the toilet stalls at my school . . . 

“fucking idiots”

(typed with no irony)

I mean, I don’t want to be a cynic or anything, but this was all for the paparazzi, wasn’t it?

So you’re just cutting and pasting this shit between accounts here? But for why?

Fuck pranks. Shit is cruel.

“calling people” on shit you make up doesn't actually count, though.

What the frig did I just read? This is a bad take and a half.

Why, does she not want to work any more?

Yes it is. It is much weirder than being into sports or Pokemon Go.

Fuck this nonsense. Football sucks hard enough already with people willingly giving themselves CTE; at the absolute least, they do it for the sake of competition, I guess. But wrestling? Literally getting beaten to the point of dementia because a writer tells them to? 

!!!

You don’t believe in the free market, bro?

They don’t love him in the Netherlands.

Gawker. I only date vampires.