What the frig did I just read? This is a bad take and a half.

Why, does she not want to work any more?

Yes it is. It is much weirder than being into sports or Pokemon Go.

Fuck this nonsense. Football sucks hard enough already with people willingly giving themselves CTE; at the absolute least, they do it for the sake of competition, I guess. But wrestling? Literally getting beaten to the point of dementia because a writer tells them to? 

!!!

You don’t believe in the free market, bro?

They don’t love him in the Netherlands.

Gawker. I only date vampires.

Who’s being silenced? See you at the white pride march.

Fake Hope Sandoval.

She looks so strong!

Yeah, the mass produced, frozen and thawed shit is way better.

Halsey, myself.

Jesus, dude.

And the closer to smelling like your dad, the more you like them. Yikes.

Just get Haribo. These are shitty.

Just get Haribo. These are shitty.

Yeah, next tell him there isn’t really a definition for assault weapons, and then correct his grammar instead of listening to what he’s saying. You’ve got him!

so A for effort, D+ for execution, then? 

Hey, look, a ‘no true Scotsman’!

Wait, so they are exes because one of them was murdered? What?