Hey, “history dork,” check your math.

Who spells Crosby like this? 

Knowledge enriches. If you don’t agree, what does that say about you?

She’s an idiot.

Calling a gay man “Mary” doesn’t count as homophobia now, but doing so counts as “expert gayness” - so there’s now a monolithic ‘gayness’ that people need to fit into? What is this shit?

If they wanted an Anglo-African woman, I wonder why they didn’t slide Moneypenny into the role. Maybe she took some marksmanship classes after winging Bond a movie or two back?

Wow. You aren’t even trying.

How do the animators draw non-Euclidean forms?

(no she didn’t)

Hershey’s sucks except for Reese’s products. Any chocolate anywhere is better than Hershey’s. Store brand Trader Joe’s? The cheapest tourist-grade airport chocolate in The Netherlands? Bars taken out of trash cans in Bruges? All better than that waxy, bile-flavored garbage we have somehow been tricked into thinking is…

I was going to say that he looks like a Hispanic Ted Cruz and then slapped myself so hard on the head I knocked myself out for a solid minute.

Fingers crossed he’ll star in the inevitable Trump movie I will never, ever see.

Cool. Do the one about blacks fighting for the Confederacy next. Maybe Nike should make a shoe with that flag.

Why the creepshot pic? 

And what are you playing at yours? 

No capitals? So disrespectful. Why do you hate America?

And the soccer channel on Sirius XM isn’t covering half of the games. Instead of playing live games, they have a show called “trading tavern” or something where they bullshit for 2 straight hours about who is leaving which Premier League team; meanwhile the World Cup is going on unnoticed by them.

Here, lemme google it for you.

I pray that some day Cresflo Dollar and Joel Osteen will be forced to fight to the death, Thunderdome-style.

Fuck Osteen and fuck Pom- modern day factory town bullshiteers.