I’m glad they reposted this article so I could revisit this lovely chump slap.

Alison: Katrina Pierson?

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

Coming from a man who has described Mexicans as drug dealers, it’s pretty fucking rich is what it is!

Trump has never been known to use drugs or even drink

“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault. …

Sorry to burst your condescension and faux indignation bubble but the only thing it says about them is that they probably don’t pre-screen tweets from established politicians. I doubt it was put on the air intentionally, which is why it’s so amusing.

And the media is so unfair oh my god this Rush song has the best drum solo I’ve ever heard Neil Peart is a living god where was I crooked hillary airports.

I’ve always known you were a truth truther.

And to huff their own farts and feel important. Notice that major newspapers like the Times and Post only started calling out Trump on his lies after he made their reporters look like idiots at that birther press conference.

Our media establishment exists mostly to get eyeballs on ads.

Naaahhhh, couldn’t be!

I don’t care about that! The reason to tell the truth is not that it might accomplish some strategic political goal like defeating a particular candidate. The reason to tell the truth is that it is the truth.

That’s really not helping their case.

It was actually in dudeyourrodsinme.

Title Nein

Step 1: Register a burner called ‘SJWarrior’
Step 2: Never learn how to properly type English
Step 3: Straw man argument
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

You might not be an asshole for not disliking Trump; you’re probably an asshole for liking him though, and considering how much and how easily and freely he lies, you’re definitely an idiot too.