Buy an e-reader; there won’t be any paper to print on by then.

Jesus, what the fuck.

Speaking of Doritos, I met Shirley Manson of Garbage and all I could think of to do was offer her some Doritos. I don’t remember why I had them with me, as it was after her show, but there it is. And I got a weird fist bump from Billy Corgan once.

Wait - the Angry Birds movie had two directors?

In stereo!

“Karate Hyde bores Raphael Saadiq”

Yeah, fight that oppression. Just make sure you do it in your underpants.

(yes, I am a pedantic idiot)

This show is getting dumb as hell. Also,

Yeah, there are no other countries that believe in conspiracy theory bullshit . . .

As a card-carrying batshit Scientologist, isn’t Moss already living in a dystopian society that controls a women’s body, etc.? (I mean, even more than usual in this country)

If it does, it’s still waiting for one . . .

and you clicked anyway . . .

Getting real bored with his wide-eyed panic runaway face.

Hey, maybe the cosplay forum isn’t for you.

So you somehow know which of the criticisms are authentic and which are merely products of racist thought? That is a weirdly specific superpower.

You’re done? So you won’t be responding or posting anymore? Do you promise?
(also, nice work dodging the question for the second time in a row. See you in four years.)

It’s like Out of Africa meets Pretty Woman!
It’s like Ghost meets the Manchurian Candidate!

You do agree that there are plenty of people who viewed Obama through a racist lens, though, right?

If you are in New York and you see someone furtively struggling with a bucket, 9 times out of 10 it is filled with human waste.