Buy an e-reader; there won’t be any paper to print on by then.

Jesus, what the fuck.

Speaking of Doritos, I met Shirley Manson of Garbage and all I could think of to do was offer her some Doritos. I don’t remember why I had them with me, as it was after her show, but there it is. And I got a weird fist bump from Billy Corgan once.

If it does, it’s still waiting for one . . .

and you clicked anyway . . .

Hey, maybe the cosplay forum isn’t for you.

So you somehow know which of the criticisms are authentic and which are merely products of racist thought? That is a weirdly specific superpower.

You’re done? So you won’t be responding or posting anymore? Do you promise?
(also, nice work dodging the question for the second time in a row. See you in four years.)

You do agree that there are plenty of people who viewed Obama through a racist lens, though, right?

If you are in New York and you see someone furtively struggling with a bucket, 9 times out of 10 it is filled with human waste.

Why not lie under the parquet and watch the game through the wood above you?

Do you have an elf on the shelf dressed as JP Morgan ?

Do not bring your evil here!

Please explain what he actually did to make this happen.

Policies are not things he has done already- those are the things that he has said he will do, claims he has made on the campaign trail, etc. So which of his policies that he laid out on the campaign did you like the best, and are they still part of his platform, or have they been walked back like a total muslim ban,…

and jacket!

“Loves not about receiving, loves about giving.”
Inadvertently Shakespearean syntax! It’s even written in iambic pentameter. Nice! Nonsensical, but nice!

Then you are batting 1.000 in terms of loving people who are terribly disappointed in you. TTYL.

Unless you type 300 wpm, you are spending a shitload of time staring at dirt. You do you, Rambo.

“I’ve said it a million times but I always enjoy it when you comment as I wouldn’t be entertained otherwise.” I think you’ve replied to me twice, so you might want to adjust your figures. By all means, write another angry, long winded post. This took me 15 seconds - how much time and thought are you wasting?