So VR Batman is Jobe from The Lawnmower Man now?

Really? Never read it. But that scene was badass.

“Hoobastank Pilot.”

Her RECORD, dingus, as in what she has done while an elected official.
Here. https://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton#.V-vp0iErJdg

(if you don’t count the GOP)

Honestly, this one never gets old.

see also: the nuclear.

Cool dog whistle with the squeegee / Hispanic-owned company, bro!

Also, for clarity’s sake, is he suggesting the bed weighs 400 pounds?

You don’t think a former senator, first lady, and secretary of state with a solid record is a viable candidate?

Yes, we accept some refuges. No, the process does not go “unchecked.”

Your theory is that the GOP has only recently gotten nasty, and this turn is due to the Left having gone there first? Ok.

I saw this when I was not old enough for this stuff and it really did a number on me. I was terrified to sleep for years.

Scared my ding dong off.

Branded content and a too-quick mouse click?

It’s like they took the best goofy parts of a pile of X-FIles episodes and glued them together. I love it already.

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I mean, he’s old, right? Just because he was once younger doesn’t mean he’s got to be Mads all grown up, does it? I thought it was weird hearing a 24 year old going on 16 say that anyway.

It’s right after the part where the guy was mad that kids made fun of his baldness and he prayed for violent revenge so god made bears show up and devour the children alive.
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