Sure, but their field is also a degree larger, right?

Holy shit.

Nope. Right there with you. SNiff.

I assumed it was the boys from A Clockwork Orange.

NOPE. This is second in terms of urban myths to the idea that you can “think” certain street lights off and on.

that is some next level stuff right there

A-fucking-men.

Yeah, right? Plus, having one made is, like, literally impossible.

Nice glasses, putz. Fugly-core is stupid as hell.

I’m certainly no expert, but yeah. How often do these type of throws occur in the World Cup, Premier League, Olympics, etc.? When I used to play, it was always schadenfreude time when someone wound up to do one of those and pitched it to the middle of nowhere, or straight to a defender, etc.

Ok, so what do we do about your list of things? How do we fix all those things simultaneously so you don’t feel like we are focusing on just one thing?

Well, that’s some poetic justice right there.

heh

This is the perfect solution.

I used to have to run in heats with the ladies varsity sprinters in high school because I was a dork the cool kids wouldn’t let me into their heat (odd man out fer sher) and I won every time. Which was super embarrassing for all involved, tbs.

Well, sprint speed, for one, right?

And until then, they’re 4th tier, because baseball, basketball, and football are all occupying the top 3 tiers. I say this as a fan of Rapinoe et al.

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We aren’t allowed to wear jeans at my school. Lucky you

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