See everything I said in my other nomination. Apply it to this one as well. Only this is uglier. Much, much uglier.

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

At the risk of putting this extremely ineloquently... Bullshit. The liability insurance that is mandatory in most states doesn’t magically disappear because the driver is breaking the law when they get into an accident. They might void his own collision coverage as well as any crash related expenses he might have…

I see the driver pulling a lever in and out of the dash at times.

Is he extremely short or is that car extremely tall?

holy shit he’s a munchkin!

Well, not all automatic transmission cars with traditional keys need that key to be placed in the ignition in order to unlock the gear selector. Some cars allow you to stick the key in a slot near the gear selector in order to release. In that case, you still need the key, you just don’t necessarily need to stick it…

on old cars, nope - can’t get it out of Park with the ignition locked - a physical rod connects it all together so you’re taking the column apart.

Can you turn the lights on without starting the car? Why would they have to push it?

And if you did that you’d still end up with utter confusion at the dealership where you were meant to meet Bob but Bob is out so here’s Ricky to help you with the Ford Fusion. Ricky introduces you to Stevo who has no idea you were visiting and says the car keys aren’t here for that car so can you come by tomorrow. You…

Or she’s really, really tiny?

The prize will be nothing. The winner will get nothing and like it.

Im no law talking type, but Im pretty sure the dealer is breaking the law with this flyer assuming you are required to buy something to win a contest by chance. This is legally a lottery at that point which, unless its state controlled, is illegal. Which is why so many of these flyers are “no purchase necessary” or…

Lil’ biiiiits.

Insurance companies are the worst.

Np. thats going to be the case with any car, some fanboy like me is going to obsess over the slight differences in factory options. Sorry to be that guy.

Oooo, a V6 Ecoboost in a Mustang GT would be awesome. Put that 5.Slow to bed already!

I hate to tell you, but I think that MINI’s recently have slid on sales because they’re not priced right. They’re very fucking expensive. They always had a premium to them, but when you compare them to what else is out nowadays, they haven’t exactly added more value for the money.

Does it come with a tiny bottle of Sriracha to put in your eyes?