True Story: I once stole a car and took it for a joy ride. Why? because when I stepped inside (someone left it unlocked on the street) I flipped down the visor and the keys fell into my lap.

Easy there Jason.. You don’t expect your readers to actually “read” the articles that you dedicate your life to researching and writing in a such a thoughtful and yet educationally entertaining fashion do you?

I took six(ish) hour drive from Rochester NY to Boston to visit a friend. I had never been there. This was a long time ago and I was using a TomTom unit. It guides my beautifully to Boston, tells me to enter a tunnel under Boston and then boom - nothing. I exit the tunnel to try to regain service and - nothing. It…

I picture this car standing on a milk crate in a sea of people yelling “I’m boring!” and everyone just walking by on their cell phone telling their friend/mother/sibling/therapist on the other end of the line “OMG this crazy car is telling everyone how boring it is at the top of it’s lungs, lame.”

So boring I actually decided to get back to work instead of finishing the video. (That lasted four minutes, now I am here, posting this.)

There is only one Tesla killer

aka “upstate”

Arizona has a $10k minimum for property damage. It was implemented in the seventies.

My Land Rover weighs 5900 lbs and does 0-60 in about 6.5 seconds and tire wear is a big issue. My Michelins are about to the wear bars with about 15000 miles on them.

That was a really good price you paid! hard to find a 4x4 under $10k in Arizona

My wife gives birth to our first child. It was a wonderful moment in our lives. The next day, we get the ok to discharge from the hospital. I start the Land Rover drive over to the pick up zone and shut it down. It takes us ten minutes to load up the new baby. The nurse has to check to be sure we have done it…

Even so, the gas savings alone means they would recoup that cost in 8-10 years, even sooner if you include other maintenance items that go away like oil and other fluid changes.

because fwd

Wing delete option?

Headed to McDonalds who wants to come?

Since Richard Scarry is the indisputable worldwide expert on turning random, mostly edible, objects into cars, I am a bit offended that you even consider your inferior sketch a possibility. “Donut cars are vertical” - Richard Scarry, 1968.

You had me at rich white people on a lake at token black friend’s summer house playing with useless but awesome new toy flying machine.

Watched back flip, brain did not explode as promised, now I have to continue working, want money back.

Lawyer here. State specific laws mostly. Many states say the cop must be in plain view, which this one is.