Yes, Chef.

Guys help. I’m finding Ben Affleck very attractive in these Dunkin ads and I don’t know what to do.

Wait, Jezebel is back?! Oh my god.

Hey Kylie, since this isn’t a Spamfeller site anymore, how about finally booting trolls like Universalamander?

Well, we can be sure of one thing, and it’s that Rodgers is a pedo.  Every accusation is a confession with these people.

“I told him to stop looking at me!”

Face it, at some point Kanye is going to get into a feud with his reflection in a mirror.

I’m so glad that wackjob doesn’t play for Green Bay anymore. I laughed out loud when I heard his injury. Serves him right for being a fucking idiot.

YES! I’m looking forward to some snarky takedowns on the elf. My child is too young for the elf and I’m racking my head for other threats I can use for good behavior vs. a tattling creepy elf. 

Christmas Haters: “I feel bad for you”

Posting photos with the president while chilling in the White House is the ultimate flex. For all we know Mimi might be happy to be rid of a 7 year relationship with a man who didn’t seem to have a life of his own, but leave it to Jezebel to portray her as some lonely single woman who must somehow get through the…

You really want to talk about Mariah’s personal life, but couching it in some ceasefire/abortion rhetoric. If this is the new Jezebel ... I might have to sit this version out.

“Jeez, I prefer democracy to a dictatorship and see that repubs are doing everything they can to destroy this country and its institutions, as well as obliterating long-standing norms in pursuit of holding on to power so they can enact their fascist policies. But Biden seems like he’s not pro-choice enough... so I am…

Won’t stick. It’ll be overturned when he appeals.

that first part about “the failed Biden presidency” is a fair point

Please. You would benefit from getting out of your us versus them, black and white mentality or the deflections about the type of person talking about the sexual violence of October 7 (how about the type of person not talking about it?). And what you’re saying isn’t true, because details of the sexual violence that…

Point of order. Are you still repeating the demonstrable lie that “an Israeli airstrike” struck “a hospital” and “killed 500 people”? Because that’s a lie from Hamas that’s been debunked countless times. Here’s an article from the Telegraph a couple weeks ago, about how the BBC ignored warnings not to “parrot Hamas…

Better than a MAGA opponent. Seriously the purity tests running up to the 2024 election have to go. We have the choice between a messy Democracy and Nazi Germany. The choice is not hard. Fetterman is not Sinema, he votes with his party 100% of the time and the only other choice is the end of the country as we know it.…

Interesting piece! Though I’d like to point out that PSNI is the Police Service for Northern Ireland and therefore not an Irish police department. The island of Ireland is divided into Northern Ireland, which is part of the UK, and Ireland, which is part of the EU and independent of the UK. Plenty of people in…

Nothing says holiday spirit like jezebel taking a dump on christmas traditions. The normal thing is to find the person you love under the mistletoe for a smooch. No one is being RAPED.