Okay, Tish

Tish Cyrus giving big Mean Girls “cool mom” energy. 

I don’t even have kids and I can say that I’d be super uncomfortable if one rich parent paid for all of my kids sports expenses. It’s kids sports, people. Reel it all the way tf in. If you’re posting on a 12-year-old’s IG, you’re completely unhinged. 

I mean not for anything but nobody’s talking about how fucking obnoxious it is that people are protesting literally at his house at all hours. I think I might get on my roof and wave some sort of “fuck you” at people who think this is a good use of their time. They think protesting at a politicians house is making the…

Yup. This man is an absolute dog, and if he were ever considered a serious candidate there would be an army of people coming forward to tell the tale. The conspiracy theory stuff is just the things he says out loud. 

Kylie, if you think that dude is hot you should move to Boston. Every finance dork in South Boston looks like that guy. 

I’ve commented on Ben posts before and it bears repeating: he’s just from Boston. This is what our city vibe is like. It’s not unhappy, it’s just resting Boston face.

Aside from the fact that she could have been buried alive (and may still), or blown up hers or her neighbors houses, like... why? What is the motivating factor here to dig a big ass pit on your property? People are so f’ing weird and crazy. Also, “Still, she maintained a healthy level of support on TikTok,” might…

I was having this conversation with a friend the other day when we found out that one of our other mutual friends had started believing some crazy ass shit. I was like “is everyone literally just out and out not living in reality now?” Was it always like this and we just didn’t realize?

If a democrat asking easy-ass questions at a public debate is troublesome, I have some bad news for her if she makes it to the general election.

They did this with Gisele and Tom Brady too. It’ll pass. 

I used to hate Christmas a lot for many years too. After getting sober and doing work on letting go of resentments, it’s a lot more enjoyable. I wouldn’t say I love Christmas today, but it’s way way more manageable now without letting myself get dragged into every emotional entanglement of the season, of which there…

How many in the Jez commentariat are also in the Facebook group
“The People Against MoDErN fArMhOuSe 🐓” ?
I feel like there must be a good amount of crossover haha.

“We’re not in grade school. You can’t just go regulating business,” council member Tom Scherlen said. “You’re trying to overreach government wholeheartedly here.” - which just tells you where the mindset is at. A business has more autonomy than an actual human woman in the state of Texas.

Eh, the psychology of a superstar probably isn’t that far off from a normal human being when it comes to something like posting something you’re happy about and having a bunch of people shit on it. Like imagine posting your new relationship and your family started talking trash about it immediately. I am almost 50 and…

This. I have several friends who are teachers and if they even have social media (most of them don’t because you never know what will piss people off), they post the absolute most innocent family and pet photos. All it takes is one pissed off parent to complain to the school and you’re in trouble. It’s pretty dumb to…

Hear hear! Also, naked Milk Bar cakes may not be my first choice because I like all the frosting, but *all* cake is a-ok in this Gen X’rs book.

John Stamos kind of famously got sober about a decade after his divorce from RR. It stands to reason that the relationship was fairly miserable for everyone involved because someone was an active alcoholic. I say this as someone who is also in recovery - it’s not fun to be married or in a relationship with someone in…

Unrelated to this story, RIP Jezebel - just read it in the NYTimes. I hope all the writers land on their feet :-( 

What a lot of commenters are not picking up in your original post is that if this is a competitive seat, she’s going to lose. Most of us on the left could not give a fuck if she films porn, but *all* of the right absolutely does, plus probably quite a lot of independent voters as well as many conservative-leaning…