It looks like he didn’t pay enough for it.

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I’m sure he already paid a lot for all that plastic surgery.

So you’re saying there’s a chance for brunch at your place?

The issue is women’s pain not being taken seriously by the medical world. That is fucked up. Women should be able to get the healthcare they need (IUDs, biopsies, colposcopies, etc...) without being tortured because of outdated information regarding nerves in our cervixes. 

She was a size six at the time Titanic was made.

This article is one of the worst try-hard examples of attempting to create some sort of controversy out of absolutely nothing.

I think tone matters, too. The way Blunt told the story, it seemed clear to me that that wasn’t how Krasinski said it (or if he even said it at all). I think Blunt was joking, or that the jacket over the course of their relationship has become a sort of in-joke (“Hey, remember that awful jacket you wore on our first…

I remain caught in a perpetual loop of first dates, waiting for even one of these suitors to care enough about me to send a “memo” joking about going on a second date.

You do realize Emily was only kidding in her dry British sarcastic jest right? Her husband didn’t actually say that. Did you even watch the segment? Comments likening Krasinski to Kanye. Really?

Does anyone besides this author honestly believe that in between the first and second date, John Krasinski wrote a memo to Emily Blunt, saying not to wear the jacket again or there wouldn’t be a second date?

Does anyone else besides this author feel fucking ridiculous for actually voicing such a thing out loud?

Here’s…

You’re really reaching here.

It was said in jest as a sarcastic response to what Colbert said. Watch her interview. She said it in a joking way. Her husband never actually told her not to wear it. She was only KIDDING! Honestly it’s like nobody can make a joke on late night talkshows anymore without everything being taken seriously and literally…

Damn you for reminding me about the tampon..

That’s what I don’t understand.

The simple way not to hear any of it is, don’t tune in! But then, what to write about?

“And I also sincerely hope that this is the last I hear of any of it.”

I dunno, I guess you can feel bad about your cheeks, but I think the joke is on the people who paid for this procedure. Cool, you look ill. Get well soon.

Oh, I didn’t need this incident to know Kylie Jenner fucking sucks.

Every single person that defends Lanez should feel like shit after reading this. Especially celebrities and the “friends” she lost.