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I’ve seen this piece complaining about her getting sympathy, but I have yet to see any other piece actually being sympathetic to her. As for him, he’s two affairs confirmed and not yet terminated a-la Matt Lauer, so he’s not necessarily getting killed for this either. But....

Leaving public moralistic intrusions in to

Fuck off, you Russian trollcunt.

The “poor people” Chappelle was insulting sitting in the back of the stadium paid ~$200 a ticket. What levels will the woke left sink to?

How much crack did you smoke before you wrote that comment?  All of the crack?

Why are they being told to shut up? Isn’t the booing the exact type of free speech these two passionately believe in and defend?

“It sounds like some of the people you fired are in the audience,” he said.”

“Technically, it was 90% cheers & 10% boos (except during quiet periods), but, still, that’s a lot of boos, which is a first for me in real life (frequent on Twitter). It’s almost as if I’ve offended SF’s unhinged leftists … but nahhh.”

Christ, even by modern standards that’s particularly pathetic.

Totally! I was at a Target recently, and there’s a whole line of sex toys that they sell along with the usual sexual health and safe sex stuff. Not locked up or anything, either.

Almost like sex is a totally normal thing that humans love doing!

Franken host The Daily Show? That would be too cool.

You haven't seen the movie and you're slamming it. Jesus Christ

People who acknowledge their mistakes, apologize, and are ultimately held accountable should be allowed to land on their feet eventually. The extent of his transgressions hardly meets the threshold for “unforgivable”. He resigned from the Senate, went through the cancellation spectacle, and now (5 years later), people

I’m already bracing myself for the inevitably exhausting discourse that will arise from his forthcoming Daily Show stint.”

Hunter was an adult when he experienced weight gain — he says it was a period in his early 20s.

Try to imagine a world where a white male celebrity talked about how great his ex’s vagina was and Jezebel writers didn’t have a total meltdown. 

Also literally how we found out about Pete Davidson (allegedly.) Ariana Grande was the one who spilled the beans there.

It’s really weird that the only reason anyone seems to be able to come up with for celebrities dating other celebrities is “GUY MUST HAVE A MONSTER HOG!”

And the complaint about the fat suit...yeah, the filmmakers should’ve just found someone who’s actually 600 pounds but has the stamina, mobility, and overall wellbeing to star in a feature film, and also has acting ability akin to Brendan Fraser. What could go wrong.

As an actual fat guy (300lbs at 6'2"), I feel like Rich sneering at “non-fat” people making a movie, when he himself is, if the internet is truthful, muscular and ripped as fuck (I’m impressed), is frankly a bit fucked up. Brendan was for many years a hell of a lot heavier than Rich is suggesting. He was obese even!

Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?

I mean, would she even have to? She’d have to have lived inside a paper bag to have avoided it! She’s 41 so she’s nowhere near young enough to have never have stood in a check out line staring at the magazine covers for lack of better things to do while waiting to buy shit. In the days before smart phones and self