I think you mean “unpresidented.”

Two things he said this morning:

I clicked on this just in case it happened to have been Mitch Albom vs. Peter King. Bummer.

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Remember that phrase. It’s going to come in handy a lot for the next 4-8 years.

Who the fuck doesn’t love pudding?

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

I’m really dumb, so I read the Fire This Coach every week and say “Fired!” out loud when it happens.

“Because eventually, you’re gonna be the guy being dragged off the plane. And that man by the window will not help you. And then the plane will crash.”

Lionel Messi (£256,000 after tax).

Woolley’s mom:. Your son and the whole art Dept make great art. You should really check it out. Even if it’s just for the art.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Automatic rear hatch window, like the passenger doors or sunroof. It’s super cool, my brother has one.

especially considering the other party is in the mess because they had problems following the rules...

That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

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