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As an Indians fan, I say own up to the fact no one shows up to baseball games these days. We want out wifi.

Apparently the Brownies are hot picks to cover the spread this weekend how do you feel about this

Thanks. Now I’m getting pasta ads on my web pages. $1 box of whatever shape is always the go to.

I know. Had to troll, it was the first thing that popped into my head. Good day sir

White women being shy. Wont be shy when I dock my boat in dey port.

Dude.. theyre dead. Not cool man.

But O.J.

I got a straw in my drink the other day and was just like, “fuck.. what about the kids, and the whales, and the buses, and the gasoline...”

Eh, I actually like him now. Sorry for intruding I’ll go back to Deadspin / Jalop.

Sad!

I just want to point out that J.T. Barrett led OSU all season until he broke his leg, giving Cardale the reigns for the playoff W’s and National Championship W. He’s pretty good.

“Oh, but of course he’s a hero down in Houston, a humid deathtrap of a city whose main tourist attraction is a house decorated in beer cans.”

There’s a thing called “THE BIG BUBBLE” here? What is going on? WTF?

Check your email Ian, holy cow.

Chase away all the good players! Bring in Robert Griffin the Third. Keep Gordon. Never trade Joe Thomas to a team that he deserves and can win a ring with.

This driver-less car is sweet!

I just saw this and lold pretty hard. Also, love the handle even though I’m a Browns fan.

I wish two drinks were always in me. I’d pretend I had the perfect day.

No, I disagree.

You guys are starting to make me like Peter Thiel.