The Siiiiiimpsoooooons

But O.J.

I got a straw in my drink the other day and was just like, “fuck.. what about the kids, and the whales, and the buses, and the gasoline...”

Eh, I actually like him now. Sorry for intruding I’ll go back to Deadspin / Jalop.

Sad!

I just want to point out that J.T. Barrett led OSU all season until he broke his leg, giving Cardale the reigns for the playoff W’s and National Championship W. He’s pretty good.

“Oh, but of course he’s a hero down in Houston, a humid deathtrap of a city whose main tourist attraction is a house decorated in beer cans.”

There’s a thing called “THE BIG BUBBLE” here? What is going on? WTF?

I appreciate people like you. I would always tool around with nice people’s accounts and end up cutting their rates in half without telling them. Because I was just a cog and I a rebel without a cause.

This blog is garbage, yes. That being said... I’m definitely following this guy on Twitter now.

Check your email Ian, holy cow.

Chase away all the good players! Bring in Robert Griffin the Third. Keep Gordon. Never trade Joe Thomas to a team that he deserves and can win a ring with.

This driver-less car is sweet!

I just saw this and lold pretty hard. Also, love the handle even though I’m a Browns fan.

Exactly the KFC is a family meal. This is maybe the dumbest thing I’ve read (I guess viewed tbh) and I’ve read (seen?) some pretty dumb things.

Click bait w00t w00t. What will be next? “What A Severe Burn Looks Like From Different Flame Sources: Tiki Torch is Our Favorite!”

I wish two drinks were always in me. I’d pretend I had the perfect day.

Bush (either 0f them for that matter) is going to end up next to Grover Cleveland. Give it like 90 years.

No, I disagree.

You guys are starting to make me like Peter Thiel.

hey buddy high five for you! hey-oh!