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For context, several Transat races follow this same route across the North Atlantic & are considered real butt-kickers; and this is what one of these IMOCA 60s rides like in sporty conditions:

Greta did great, on a tricky (mostly upwind & reaching) transat aboard a stripped-out race boat not exactly famous for comfort (Malizia 2 did not have a permanent head or galley, as originally built.) From a purely sailing standpoint, they covered 600 miles in one 24 hour period. That’s farther than I like to drive in

He was trying very hard to avoid the wordMarmite.’

Never visited Japan, have you?

Would love to see Trump actually visit an underground coal face: the filth, the noise, the claustrophobia, and the almost complete absence of women in sheath dresses & 6" heels....

The legacy of Edward Teller lingers like a fart in an elevator. The hydrogen bomb belongs in every civil engineers toolkit!

Maybe hes having confused flashback memories about a documentary he saw once about this Doctor, really smart guy in the nukes thing, what’s his name, Strangelove something? Kind of like late-stage Reagan forgetting he didn’t actually quarterback for Notre Dame.

They are easy to tell apart: Jeff is the one hanging from the ceiling.

Team Yellowstone Supervolcano! Is the YSV Republican, or Dem? It’s in deep red Wyoming, yes, but Jackson Hole is kind of a liberal bastion. Ah, fukkit — kill us all. Now. Please. Before Jeff Flake announces.

Third Amendment Jeggings: You can’t quarter your troops in my stretch pants! (Unless I say it’s okay, then c’mon in.)

She was removed halfway thru the photoshoot when Tammy called the cops on her.

Lululemon wants to take our gunz, duh.

What if your idea of sports is sitting in a lawn chair & shooting at empty beer cans, huh? Don’t need so much boob support when you SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!

“I was distracted by a beach ball — a giant, vicious beach ball!”

Stipulating that DJT knows nothing about wind power, siting thereof, the finer point of AGWH science, or his ass v. hole in the ground ....

Maybe she’s just out boating?

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“Everyone could stand a hundred chest x-rays a year. Oughta have ‘em, too.”

Enjoyed your Chernobyl cameo, tho. You packed a lot of emotional subtlety in one blast of radioactive steam. Not every actor can do that!

Did you read the link to Juglone? Some Wiki excerpts: