Of course, we had a rather effective bulwark against Iran (and against Saudi-based Salafist militias) in the form of secular, Baathist, ugly-faced  Iraq -- until about 2003. Now the same cast of morons who let that cat out of the bag are trying to stuff it back in. Looking at you, John Fucking Bolton.

I’ll be really happy when people stop fetishizing Nancy Meyers Kitchens sufficiently to stop asking me to build them one. :/ In a 12'x12' room. On a limited budget. But with quartz tops and a 48" Thermador. And an island you could play table tennis on. Maybe it’s the glamour cast by things Hollywood, but these sorts of…

Mmm, can someone explain to me, possibly using hand puppets and small words, how pumping billions of dollars of advanced weapons systems into the Middle East gonna reduce regional volatility? Especially when the buyer is currently engaging in all kinds of regional fuckery and has been told, in no uncertain terms, they…

I’ll just leave this here:

Also, this chud seems to have a lot more free time than most of us. WTF?

They never warn you when you are exceeding your limit tho — it just shows up on your next bill as a $74 Menacing Surcharge. If you complain, the sales rep tries to upsell you to the Unlimited Threats(tm) plan, which sounds good but in reality they still choke your bandwidth above a certain number of minutes promising…

Those dingers swept out equal areas in equal times. Science! Also, Newton’s laws of baseball are actually more like unwritten rules. “For every bat flip, there is an equal and opposite fastball to your elbow.”

Johnny Depp has court documents to that effect....

Minger sponge is good! He’s sort of like Fleet Ditch in 16th century London: shallow, slow, affected by tides, much dumped upon -- generally vile & full of shit.

It’s like an intellectual Menger Sponge -- infinite surface area, zero substance. Also known as the Can’tEven Set.

The people of Ukraine are about to test your theory. :o In his favor, the previous string of Ukrainian leaders has been atrocious, so the bar of success is low. Against him, Russian tanks do not brake for comedy. Like, Berlin between the wars was showbiz. By April 1945, standups were being used as wheel chocks for…

Huh. Laura Loomer’s got a sister?

That poor spotted brown creature looks really lost & unsteady on its legs! But enuf about Johnny Football....

Princess Alisson to you.

And — it should be noted — that Oliver Cromwell was not executed. He died a free man of natural causes, the Restoration happened, and only then was his decomposing body exhumed, tried for treason and regicide, beheaded, and his skull displayed on a pike above the city gates.

Deal!

“But can he do it on a Wednesday night in the Caucasus?” Arsenal should sell his mopey ass to Bursaspor for two hundred quid and a nice wool rug.

Back off, dude. He played varsity. At f***ing Babson. He’s lost more money on Draft Kings than you’ll ever lose on anything.

If seen, pls inform Baku police:

The crops that don’t rot in the fields might rot in the silos — cuz China ain’t buying. Gimme some of them white people welfare checks!