Felony fraud. Just made my day, Pam.

Dick Trimmings, mohel to the masses!

The more I’ve been reading history — good history, not post-facto Who We Are narratives — the more I’ve come to realize heroes are for comic books. George Washington was brutal slave master and as much a traitor to his nation as Jefferson Davis.

The Proclaimers: “And I would build five hundred miles / and I would build five hundred more / Just to shut that crazy Coulter up / and stroke my racist base some more.”

We have any amount of hair, blood, shroud stains, toenail clippings, and finger bones to clone Jesus and the saints from, just so we can kill them judicially again (for sins committed since CE 1700). Can’t wait to see the results when they insert the relics’ DNA into the nucleus of a human ovum and it comes up macaques…

Also Duncan Hunter. :p

How much did the company Allergan pay a consulting firm to suggest a name that means “Thing that triggers hives or hay fever”?

Also lions (cf Daniel, et alia).

Aide: “Sir, as part of your Senate Again strategy, today we’ll be visiting the American Indian Museum for a photo op.”

Curious what y’all think Barr’s real purpose is, joining this shitshow of an administration. He’s neocon establishment, with deep ties to the old guard GOP — and he needs neither the hassle nor the money. AG is always an uncomfortable job, so why would he not just accept the role, but actively shove his resume under…

There’s always (step 4), the American Option: brood for a couple weeks, then take a gun the the neighbor’s house & shoot everybody.

Malmedy massacre.

The universe of things you are into is very large. It includes but is not limited to: Man City, cutbacks from the byline, people named Aguero, Germany, attackers running at him, attackers running behind him, positioning, two-man central defense, and N’Golo Kante not saving his ass. On at least two occasions yesterday,…

And speed skiers actually go faster than spread-eagle skydivers. Unlike downhill racers, they are not expected to turn! 255 kph (158 mph) on skis:

Erick, son of Erick

“There has been no event, no decision that has required me to take any action, and I have not interfered in any way in the special counsel’s investigation.”

In gloves. Speaking here as a fairly serious alpine rock climber ... you never move over even moderately technical ground wearing fingered gloves. Not unless you are clipped to a static line and/or on belay. Don’t care how cold it is.

Or a bone saw.

Spend a couple of years relentlessly bashing the intelligence community and trivializing the hard work of its people ... don’t be too surprised when those same intelligence professionals show up in the other camp wearing “I got ur phone logs!” T shirts.

That’s a long streak of piss-yellow delegates....