Sarcasm, buddy, sarcasm. I am hoping a lot of BS I’m reading online isn’t overly true or as wide spread in England as they make it out to be. Other my Asian ass is going to be in trouble here in the States, if Trump gets elected. Been through enough of the racist bullshit when I was younger to want to deal with it…

72 virgins? Have at ‘em.

“What you looking at bro” should have immediately been followed up by “stop tazing me bro!”

Maybe he meant hourly wages, in which case a $40 pair of Chucks are likely more than an officers wages as well ($40/hr ~= $83,000/year). Either way I think he meant his grandfather’s shoes. I doubt he’s ever paid for anything himself

If only, if only, the woodpecker cried.

“I hope this paints a clearer picture as to why I reacted the way that I did.’”

Oh yeah ... it does do that.

If his shoes are that expensive, I hope they allow him to hover, or dunk, or become invisible. They should at least massage his feet. At least then he’d be more relaxed.

If the Internet is to believed, I would thinking the passing of Brexit would mean the cop can now legally beat the crap out of him and throw him back across the channel to the rest of Europe.

Why you looking at me bro, I'm just in a hurry to meet my 72 virgins.

Gee, I guess that answers that. Thanks!

My god, watch the damn video.

he says nothing of import in the video, nothing.

They brought the black box with them. The crashed plane was just for flavor.

What are you, click police? I’ll click on things without first reading. This is INTERNET!

Depending on the device the gif on the front page plays automatically.

As a general rule of thumb, I don’t wanna see things die. Especially during lunch. Especially when I didn’t search for it.

It’s the opening gif, there is no escaping it!!

the gif on the front page auto plays, not sure how I could avoid that.

can we get a gruesome tag on this or something? it’s lunch time on the east coast and I really didn’t want to see a moose being hit, flying through the air with excrement and blood spewing out while I was eating my sandwich.

Err... i recommend the movie, not marriage. Should have gotten the doll.