You missed the most famous Marathon:

Zeppelin, The Beach Boys, Elvis and The Beatles I’ll give you, the Stones? Keith Richards openly admitted Chuck was his biggest influence but outright thievery never occurred. Keith played in Chuck’s band for free, don’t say because he stole his music, on his Hail, Hail Rock and Roll tour in 87. If anything The Stones…

I haven’t read the comics, so I might not be the best judge, but it feels like the X-Men would make a better TV show than a film series. An ensemble with developing storylines and relationships, featuring some grand action scenes but often prioritizing character and sociopolitical themes. You could say the same…

I still don’t believe that Venom actually was released.

I’m sorry, who came first?

But a lone, glowing-with-fire woman in the vacuum of space tearing apart a bunch of [Skrull/Shi’ar] warships with powers she’s finally embraced would be a touch more similar than just two CGI beat’em’ups selected at random.

If blasting enemies with CGI energy beams is the parallel, then you’ve copied 90% of superhero movies.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Bugatti Says Its New Car Will Have a Body ‘Which is Not Today on the Market

I - and potentially you - am hoping for ONE more redesign of the 3DS before it’s put to pasture so my boys can get one more good crack at the 3D aspect before Nintendo moves on (even better screen, easier access to SD cards... even cheaper price, so he doesn’t touch my majora’s mask N3DSXL that’s still in pristine…

It’s exhausting when my sons ask me for new games on their tablets. I scour the app store to find a game I can just buy. They’re aging out of all the education/learning apps that entertained them when they were younger. At this point it seems easier to just find a used 3DS on ebay and load them up with games that…

The “currency used to keep playing” thing is an instant no for me on any game. The stupidity of it really hit me when I had to explain it to my 7-year-old. “Sorry buddy, you can’t keep playing this game. You have to wait 20 minutes, or pay some money to keep going.”

His response, “Why? That doesn’t make sense.”

No son,…

There is no situation in which randomized microtransactions are ethical. Let us pay $10 for the entire game or let us pay $1 for a specific character. None of this pipe pulling bullshit.

Nickel & diming vs free is a false dichotomy.

Mario Kart Tour Gaming is Pretty Good When it’s not Nickel and Diming You

Is that really a “benefit”, though?

Is having a version of Mario Kart on mobile that’s full of microtransactions, pay-to-win rng loot boxes, and wonky touch controls even worthwhile? You could play the vastly superior MK8 Deluxe on Switch or Mario Kart 7 on 3DS, both wherever you like..rendering this mobile Mario Kart …

Yet another mobile Nintendo game that’s just a shittier version of a game I already have.

Behind that tiger-striped LeMons car, you’ll see a clapped out 1964 Plymouth Barracuda (the one with three different name badges on it) and behind that, a 1968 Dodge Charger!