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I see UPS is still a godawful company run by godawful people.

The G Wagen one should be ammended to “All Mercedes Drivers”

I’m a little surprised The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth isn’t on this list. It’s consistently a top seller on Steam, as is its Afterbirth DLC and it’s just in general an awesome game with a huge modding community as well.

If you live on the East coast most ATMs are made by a company called Tyme and people refer to them as “Tyme Machines”

It’s not about what gamers bitch about, it’s about what makes money. Free to Play players aren’t going to spend anything, no matter what. Throwing an ad in there instead of whats there makes them money, and removing ads with an IAP also makes them money. The thing that doesn’t make them money is what they’re doing now.

I’ll say this about Jedi: The beginning is great, the middle is boring as hell, the end is awesome, yet peppered with campy wtf moments.

I had a feeling this would turn into a “riders vs drivers” debate.

A few of these could have easily appeared on the BCO “cool bosses” series. Still good as always Mr. Pinkahm

I agree the iPhone version has kinda shitty controls. on iPad it’s pretty playable though. Maybe they’ll add iCade support for it if it’s not already there? Honestly if there’s ever been a game that could benefit from iCade support it’s Downwell.

You’re goddamn right gunboots. xD

You absolutely should bop as many as you can on the head because it recharges your gunboots

If you hadn’t bought the original Twilight none of this would have happened.

Congratulations, you euthanized your companion Yoshi faster than any previous test subject

My opinion on this is that the most important parts of a game are not performed by actors but coded by developers and build by artists and modelers.

technically bourbon and scotch are both whiskey.

I have the Char-family design on a T-Shirt, these were popular on teefury and other similar sites for a while like a year ago.

I’m not convinced that making guns illegal would solve anything. Weed is illegal, but people still smoke it, speeding is illegal, but I still drive 75, driving drunk is illegal and probably kills more people than guns, so why would we have any more respect for gun laws than we do for any other law?

“What is this Commie shit?”

whenever someone at my table sends something back for no reason, I say “I’ll eat it.”

OMG I almost lost my shit at work when I read this.