Fuck MS Charged with a cactus. Took me 4 years to beat that shit and then I never played it again.

I’ve always wondered why regulars are regulars if they don’t like the food. If you don’t like anything a restaurant makes, then why do you go there with such frequency that the staff remembers your order?

good, now we can go during peak hours again

huh, I thought Pixels was based on that episode of Futurama where Fry asks the What If? Machine “what if life were more like video games?”

Hearthstone doesn’t have Mindslaver combos, so you guys aren’t allowed to complain :p

Yay, you published mine! Glad tales of Pikachu loafing around are entertaining enough to make the cut haha.

I have a question of my own: Are judges required to view evidence you bring in to traffic court? I had a judge refuse to view evidence that I knew proved my innocence and was later declared guilty; something definitely seems wrong with that.

it’s called turning your head

Generation 1 baby, the very first games! I had long since beaten the game, but my friend had just gotten a Blue version for his birthday. He chose Charmander as his starter and was having a LOT of trouble against Misty. It was already too late to go back to Viridian Forest and farm Pikachu, so I had pity on him and…

You forgot Wreck it Ralph and both Planes movies

am I the only white guy in the US that knows the singular form of “tamales” is “tamal”?

Tribes 2 would be amazing. I’m not even sure if it’s on Steam

* Tea emergencies can include but are not limited to: something bad happened; something good happened; something might happen soon but I’m waiting to see; it is the afternoon; it is the morning; something reminded me of tea; there is a social gathering that requires tea.

honestly I’m a little surprised gay marriage was legalized before weed. It’s definitely progress though

This review was ridiculously biased. If you’re going to review something at least try to play devil’s advocate; if you can’t, review something else. No one wants to read several paragraphs about how much Seth MacFarlane sucks, even if they agree with you.

I agree with “biggest case of entitlement” guy. Seriously? GW has no subscriptions, and all of the content in it until now has been 100% free except for the game itself. ArenaNet is a great company that makes a great game and does everything it can to make its players happy; and to be pissed off over this is just…

I have to agree; SFZ didn’t look remotely as good as other games tha were spoiled at E3, least of all other Wii U titles. Although, maybe this is Nintendo’s attempt to show us what we will “actually” be getting as demos at E3 are often much better looking than the final product (coughcough Witcher 3...)

while a lot of shit about Jurassic World sounds horrible (dinos are still scaly despite modern paleontology, and they... custom made a dinosaur? Wtf why would anyone think that’s a good idea?) My little kid prain couldn’t help thinking the following things:

I believe he’s a wild west era ghost rider that fused with his horse when he transformed. I think he appeared in the first Ghost Rider movie but they just gave him a demon horse instead of having him turn into a crazy centaur from hell