Naw. Eventually your kids will tell you how racist your team name really is and how corrupt your owner really is and how your team got everything it deserved.

He's obviously not a gritty QB.

It Alabahams, moran. Maybe they should teach spelling at libtard school.

Football has its issues, but this isn’t the one to make your battle cry with. I recently supported my son’s decision to not play this year even though he had a shot to start varsity at a large school with a very good program. There were several reasons, but the main one was to protect his brain. If someone wants to…

Thousands and thousands of kids and adults play sports and do strenuous activities with asthma. They have for decades. This is a sad accident with really no one to blame. The coaches brought them indoors to practice to keep them out of the heat. Not every bad thing that happens has a villain.

Or I could pay a fair price at local butcher.

Or I could pay a fair price at local butcher.

Oh it's thorough alright. That's the kiss cam Bible.

How’s the job hunt treating you? Looking for a freelance programmer willing to work from home. Needs to check in at the main office once per month, report to a supervisor online once per week via IM and have timesheet submitted bi-weekly. Projects delivered online. Plus full health care and dental, 401K with 5%…

Couldn’t have happened to a more privileged, entitled, cocky, douchebag town. 

So a court of law and a less strict civil court are wrong and you interweb commenter are right. Fuck off. #metoo slutted out when she was shitfaced and was embarrassed by her shitty decisions. If she drove drunk that night and killled someone, she would be liable just as Rose would had he drove drunk and killed…

Most owners would urge their GM to look at replacement kickers.

That song may have helped, but this is how you (and many of us) really feel.

Don't worry, he blew a tire and a .12 later in the game.

I just did it. It's not horrible, but it makes it slightly worse. Butter and peanut butter is 10x better.

You come off as knowing way too much about the Chargers  But there is no one else to back or refute your claims. So we'll all suspect that they are true and will continue to not give a fuck until Rivers goes on Peppermint Roll II.

Mine always cracks down. With poop mess too.

Agreed. 60 percent of the time it is their best album 100 percent of the time. Except when you put it side by side with Fully and Completely and Day for Night. I’ve been leaning Fully and Completely for the last few years, but I’m sure I’ll sway back at some point again. Road Apples has genius momments, but it's not…

Happy hour, happy hour, happy hour is here!

Preach on! Hundereth Meridian and Little Bones are also acceptable answers. Locked in the Trunk of a Car for extra credit.

This is the most astonishing part of the piece.