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I love how the ticker reads that Germany has been eliminated. I realize it is Arkansas and all, but subtly calling them Nazis is a bit... No its fucking spot on.

How do you eat an entire asshole? Are they like donut holes?

If you can’t get it fresh squeezed from the teat straight out of the udder, this is the next best thing. You drink it like the cow gave it to you... warm, whole fatty milk.

4 years left on his contract so o need to juice til then. Idiots.

Yeah, he did too much of that. It fucked up his head.

What in the fuck are you talking about? Read the article. Comprehend what you read. Then if you are still confused go look up how baseball contracts work.

I’m pretty sure that #1 is the worst because black people are getting shot by cops. #2 is crass, ignorant and embarrassing to watch and listen too. It’s what a dictator would do (except he would know the words). #3 is a little tougher to judge. Could you please provide some visual examples? 

But there aren’t enough trained officers. Maybe coaches should coach from their cars on the field. Or better yet, maybe we just get rid of cars. Thoughts and prayers (except for the guy that karma killed.)

Is that really a picture of him? Because that’s the exact same picture that I have in my head when I hear about an old, rich, racist, bullying or sexually harassing white guy and there is no picture. It’s pretty close to the pedophile picture too, but that has changed to Jerry Sandusky.

Really? 90% of the time? Where did you read that stat? I’m guessing you just made that up entirely. Actually, evidence points to the contrary. Police and civilians do not change their behavior in tense situations when there is a camera on. Just in low key situations. I’m 100% against excessive force, but not every…

What a dick. Punches Bautista for this a year or two ago for trying to take him out and then pulls it himself. Tomorrow will be interesting. Here’s a preview of Mike Scioscia in the clubhouse before they hit the field tomorrow. 

What a pussy. A hockey player would have gotten that nose cleaned up quick in the dugout and gone back out to finish the inning.

That’s bullshit. Jeter should come back and give Kemp a gift basket for that.

That’s exactly why it’s an amazing disgrace. He had a situation where he more public/press cred than any other politician. Some for his work, some for unfortunately being in the right place at the right time. People would have eaten out of his hand whatever he shilled as long as it represented the people. And he shit…

T-Wolves fan here. No one really knows.

The fact that they don’t have a DH in the National League chaps my ass.

Prematurely ejaculating the “didn’t read the article” snark before thinking about it? I don’t think that article claimed that teams would stop kicking off after a touchdown and extra point or two-point conversion or that the kickoff would replace the extra point.