I should like to suggest you wipe the drool from your chin, turn off your cellphone and start paying attention to the cars around you on the highway. It’s generally easy to understand the movement of other cars whether the operator is impaired, incompetent or proficient. I drive rapidly, aggressively and skillfully…

The language you use exemplifies the kind of neurotic petty aggression that makes urban commutes so awful. “allowed to cut in front of everyone else” are you a fucking kindergarten teacher? A sub-infinite number of motorists have preceded me and as many will follow. Your all nutted up defending your ownership of an…

When I signal a lane change and see someone accelerate to block it I know they have seen my signal and know my intention so I just proceed as if they had simply maintained a steady speed. There is zero likelihood of a collision and a 1% chance the asshole will have a stroke so win/win.

Key board rage?

And six stars! At this point it’s easy to see why urban traffic is so fucked up. At one time I had a regular commute across a congested bottleneck of California freeway. I never used the far left lane as it was always jammed full of aggressive self righteous enforcers and usually stationary. In lanes 2&3 I would…

Indeed! Your self righteous insistence on not yielding to merging traffic is the fundamental building block of most urban traffic jams.

#alternative facts

These RWBs are some kind of automotive Rorschach. The reactions to them say more about the person (reacting) than the car.

As a driver this car is all pipe. Park it in the sunlight and it will commence dissolution, but to preserve, it represents what is probably the .01% that haven’t collapsed from its own weight into a thin heap of iron oxide and plastic dust. It doesn’t matter how it drives it needs only a dry garage, some careful clean…

The lady doth protest too much, methinks!

You are astoundingly diligent! Thirty seconds between posting and then editing an autocorrect error and you’re on it. You really earn your rubles. As I posted elsewhere the rationalization is similar to Trump’s impulse to invade Mexico. At this point in time he won’t be able to follow through because our Constitution…

The power of the XKE to arouse the female libido is quite remarkable. I was flummoxed and chagrined one time when the girl I was walking with hopped on to the hood of a canary yellow Jag and suggested I do her then and there. I swept her hurriedly from the car before either of us was subject to justifiable homicide. I…

Echoing Putin’s rationalization for intervening in the Ukrainian civil war is all in a days work comrade.

Your position is coherent with Cheetolini’s threat to invade Mexico. My point is that regardless of the character and qualities of European governments in the 1930s, a more proactive response to Hitler and Germany’s aggression would have spared millions of people hellish suffering and death. I have faith that we will…

Transparent Russian troll is transparent.

I sympathize with and fully understand your reticence to support the democratically elected government of The Ukraine in their struggle against Russian domination but I also suspect that we are going to have to relearn precious (in terms of human lives and national treasure) lessons about equivocation and appeasement…

And a 7.3 liter Navistar turbodiesel.

Was that Bannon?

Rock on!

Who tugged your klan robe?