A tomsula sits in a 75 Ford LTD laughing and enjoying a warm sixer of Old Milwaukee.

Yo non alum, where you at? We will be at the Blackwell. Come on over, if ya can get in....

Nah, you've never been on campus or in the Shoe. You already gave it away. But we will still be working out at 0500. You will get a great workout and tour of campus if ya got the heart. 

Again punkin, you need to man up. For yourself. Are you gonna be at the workout?

You know where I'll be tomorrow. Man up. Show us alumni who the real men and fans are.......

You got the balls for a workout or not? 

Converse Hall. 0500. Tomorrow. 

Urban won't love you back. Meet at Converse 0500 Saturday for a pregame work out punkin.

Will watch from B deck east. As per usual. While you watch from a trailer park in Dayton. See, us alumni know that a football coach is replaceable and football is truly meaningless. Enjoy your lifelong struggle for self. Hint, it won't be found anywhere near a football field. 

Self esteem. It's a thing. Try it. Instead of getting on your knees to suck the cock of a worn out football coach with "memory issues." Wipe your face off it's unbecoming. 

Never been to China, hey?

You realize what you typed has absolutely nothing to do with the issue? 

And they would be right.

In between 70's porn shoots.

Exactly. I refused to get divorced until the SWAT team showed up ina MRAP. Dedication, loyalty, & courage I showed my teammates that day. I honored that contract. Like a real American man. Fuck this Vontay Davis pussy. 

Lumbergh?

So, ummm, yeah, maybe we have a actual “Pizza Gate?”

Hopefully he doesn't have a warrior son........

Four Golden (muzzle) Flashes.

Your attorney should have told you to refrain from public statements.