Oh, fuck off Jezebel. I’m so tired of these articles that are passed off as thoughtful media criticism but are really just you trashing your competition.

I worked at a counter like this in college. Six cents doesn’t add up to anything. Actual dollar-plus tips do.

If you don’t want to tip, don’t tip. No one’s looking at you — the cashier is normally too busy, and definitely not looking for whether you did or not.

Oh man, yes, the Blue Collar Friend. The one who can’t handle being in a sushi restaurant. Ughhh.

Oh my God, I can’t imagine. Graduation, ruined.

Yeah, maybe not. I have so much trouble remembering anything before 2016. 

I would’ve said David Brooks, but maybe Friedman is better because had credibility at one point?

Same. I don’t understand why it’s been pinned as the top story all week?

I mean, giving family keepsakes to someone outside your family is almost always a mistake, and also totally unneccessary.  I’ve never understood the urge.

I think this is a super weird thing to do. Give a prized family heirloom to your fiance that you’ve been with just a few weeks? You’re going to regret that. But also “No girl should ever wear your dad’s chain” sounds equally weird and kinda sexist.  So, #teamnoone.

Also, he was never going to lose any money over this. No one would ever fake a coupon like this. It’s an insane thing to take issue with.

I mean, a lot of people are their own brand, that’s not why this is remarkable. It’s the revenue. It’s probably not 1B, but if it’s even half of that . . . that’s a lot.

I mostly like Queen Elizabeth, but honestly, what did she expect? She never should have met with him. If he’s late and cuts her off, well, that’s part of this choice to host him and lend legitimacy to the regime.

Her brands are herself, and also Kylie Cosmetic, which she is the founder and CEO of, Kylie Cosmetics. Colourpop could continue to be a company without her, but they couldn’t sell a $6 lipstick for $30, due to the fan base and aesthetic that she cultivated.

^This is some pretty lazy trolling.

It’s different because this is entirely her brand. Kylie recognized that she could leverage her considerable instagram following into a makeup line. She partnered with Seed cosmetics to do this, and was wildly successful.

You realize that most companies have manufacturers though, right? That’s not licensing. Licensing is if she let a t-shirt company put her face on a t-shirt, and it was sold under the brand of the clothing company.

Yeah. Fantasizing about the purge is fun and all, but IRL it would just be used by mining companies and developers (and probably also the police tbh) to massacre everyone inconvenient to them. 

From the OP’s post, it looks like this isn’t fresh and there was no lasting damage to her finger, but this is obviously something that was really traumatic for her, and it clearly bothers her that her mom laughs about it.

Everyone is better than America’s right wing right now. Everyone. erindipity’s better than you. The dumbest Kardashian is better than you. If you think that we think we’re better than you, we do. Because we are.