Idris Elba played an alien in Star Trek: beyond so this does have a correct answer.

"Don't make me beg. I'm Indian so I know how to do it"

My kids got me TBBT t shirt for xmas once. I…..have no fucking idea what they were thinking.

Okay then. Now you've enlightened us we'll stop. Why didn't you tell us sooner?

Do we care? Are we caring about this?

Who hurt you?

Leave him out of this, he's actually funny.

This isn't Savage Love but if it was I imagine the advice would be " Hire a sex worker"

Typical

Okay, I'm not doing anything else. So…how do we do this?

Great minds

"I hate lasagna."
"I hate everything."
"I hate you."
"Fuck off."
"Fuck off."
"Fuck off."
x 1,000
*passionate kissing*

You can't have a double act of two identical schticks.

Look, Jeff knows why you keep avoiding him. Everybody knows now. It's awkward but he was drunk. You have to let it go.

So, a February advert for a September toy release for a December film? I'm a grown man that owns light sabres and even I think this is taking the piss.

So by Fast 15 we'll have Vin Diesel being attacked by Owen Shaw's cousin's wife's sister's youngest, played by Maisie Williams?

Well, you. I mean you clicked on it so presumably you're interested.

We're mocking as hard as we can

Reasonable. Should change my username to El Cocinero these days but hey ho.
How's you?

Wow. This is how you write.