Your comment is wrong and you should feel bad.

Erm….wasn't Donna as thick as mince? She was feisty and brave but 'clever' wouldn't be my go to adjective.

There is no way I'm calling up port control and saying "Boaty McBoatface"
On a related note the Titan boats are all named after planets. The Titan Mars, Titan Jupiter etc. Yes ,there is really is a ship called 'Titan Uranus'

These would be great for the bar!
*remembers all our customers are drunk stag and hen parties and they won't get the joke*

Including travel I'm doing 13 hour days at the minute so not a lot of time for pop culture. I'm reading Dark Places by Gillian Flynn on the train but everyone in it is unpleasant so I'm not really enjoying it.
I stayed out to see a local band last night which my body says was a bad idea. My body can bugger off…

It's a bar. All the food is aiming for thirst creation.

Yeah, We only opened this bar's kitchen on Thursday so it's going to take a while to get that throughput. Though as I am the whole catering department that might kill me.

I'll recommend a chip, sorry 'french fry' seasoning recipe I found on the internet. 2 tsp Garlic salt, 2 tsp onion salt, 2 tsp salt, 1 tsp sweet paprika ,1 tsp spicy paprika.
Simple and really nice.

That's pretty funny. I still steadfastly refuse to understand or join twitter though.

Everything wrong with humanity in one picture.I'm almost impressed.

Matchbox cars or GTFO

Right, if you lot can place all your lunch money in the bag before I wedgie you back to the stone age.

Columbo for the familiarity and because, certainly on Sundays, they're always on the TV so the arduous task of choosing a DVD and putting it in a machine or searching through menus for a choice is avoided.

Also yes

Were they in a right two and eight?

Bunch of Berkshires

I think they're like Rush in their inability to cross the Atlantic.

I don't think I've ever knowingly heard a Grateful Dead song. I see no reason to break my streak.

Interesting. Is the shark in 3D?

The arse has fallen out of the shipping market so I'm currently working as a chef. I thought a change of avatar was appropriate.