You're on.

50 quid says Indy 5 sucks. Hell, I'll give you 10-1.

Shirley Crabtree wonders if you're serious?

How did you end up paying to see that? Did you think it looked good?

VHS 2 only ranged from good to fantastic.

Is anyone else just hearing about Fandango now? This newswire reads like it's a big thing already, is it just American?

Authentic Scottish American blood should be too fat-laden and lethargic to demand anything.

I'm confused by the implication that weed is good for your sex drive. It's been a long time since I smoked but I definitely don't remember it giving me the horn, quite the opposite.

Til the end of the night?

I'm not American.

Some very high BWAAAAMP levels there. Still looks cool though.

That caption fits any picture taken of your president in the last, what, 3 years?

*passes Whovian a rolled up newspaper*

That language teacher thing is standard in Spain. I've yet to encounter an English teacher that speaks English. The PE teacher is fluent however, so ….that makes sense.

You make me laugh, I want your autograph

No need to get a cob on

That sign in the header image confuses me. If Ryan Seacrest is the host why does Dick Clark get ownership of the rocking eve?

I left this when they had a vet re-attach a guy's hand …while he was conscious, but wasn't her character dead from an overdose at that point? How many times did she die in this show?

I'm trying to think of a job where you could have Joe Blevins' success rate and not get sacked.
I've got nothing.

Also, check out Rachel Bloom's youtube. She's been funny for a long time.